Blair's Hot Sauces

There is not much you can't make a person do at two in the morning if you are busy partying. And, it might be interesting to conduct a little hot sauce challenge after the marathon game of beer pong you are playing, wouldn't you say? No cups or ping pong balls needed. Just need a bottle of Blair's 2AM Hot Sauce, a finger and an Iron-clad stomach. It is up to you if you wait for the Taco Bell run.

By three in the morning, you have probably cleaned out all of the beer in the house long, long ago. The only thing that now sits in the refrigerator just waiting to be chugged is the Blair's 3AM hot sauce. Do you dare? Better yet, do you dare your friends to step up and be man enough to try it too? Keep the entertainment going with a late night sauce slam competition. Now you will definitely be alert enough to drive home!

Could there be more hell in store after you keel over from Blair's After Death hot sauce? If you could feel it after you are sent to the hereafter, you would know that there is much, much worse in store. Try having a sharp knife slice through your sternum, having someone reach in and pull out your insides, and then having the burning trapped in when they sew up your lips from the inside. There is a fate worse then death--it is After Death.

The box says:
It's Goldelicious!! Just the right amount of heat for just about everything!!

DEAR CHILLIPAL
Since 1989, it has been my passion to create food that makes you smile. I love to watch your eyes light up, your face fill with laughter, and the warm glow of heat make you FEEL ALIVE!!!

I am fun in a bottle for you to enjoy!

Welcome to my wonderful world of spice!

Just be yourself and Feel Alive!!
Your Chillipal,
Blair Lazar.

Talk about being burned at the stake! Blair's Hot Sauce is a real witch. And like the Blair Witch, it is mostly only scary because everyone else tells you it is scary. And we are here to tell you that you SHOULD be scared. Like the Blair Witch, this sauce really is more a mystery than horror. You don't really know how bad it is until you see it for yourself! You need to taste this sauce for yourself to believe that it either is, or isn't, a horror.

Blair's MegaDeath Hot Sauce - Just like the Megadeath album, killing is this sauce's business, and business is good! Even if you have never listened to Megadeath, you can fully appreciate that this sauce is so killer, it is named for serious metal. We should tell you that when this sauce meets metal, it is likely to burn through it. First, this sauce will kill off your tastebuds, then will go for the rest of your body. You will probably wish you were dead by the time it finds its way out!

Blair's Pure Death Hot Sauce is so incredibly hot, you will probably kick the bucket just by taking a big whiff of it. And maybe it will not do you in right away, especially if you are super careful, but abusing this sauce to the point that you overdose on it, you will definitely bite the big one. Though, you might just bite into a big one instead…a sandwich, that is, especially if it is smothered in this stuff.

Blair's Sudden Death - Don't you know how fragile a thing life is? You will once you taste this sauce! We really are not sure why anyone wants to risk losing it all to sauce, but there are just some really crazy folks out there. We suppose you are one of them? Oh well, you know what they say...no brain, no pain. It is your brain you are putting in jeopardy, not ours. Better get your affairs in order.

Taste Blair's Ultra Death Sauce and you dig your own grave. If you want to be remembered, you better commission your own headstone, because you might take down the rest of your family with the aftermath this sauce creates. At the same token, you might not want to taste this sauce if you are going to be all alone. We certainly do not want you to die alone. Sauce is meant to be enjoyed in the company of those that can join in your misfortune.