Ghost Pepper Sauces

Blair's Pure Death Hot Sauce is so incredibly hot, you will probably kick the bucket just by taking a big whiff of it. And maybe it will not do you in right away, especially if you are super careful, but abusing this sauce to the point that you overdose on it, you will definitely bite the big one. Though, you might just bite into a big one instead…a sandwich, that is, especially if it is smothered in this stuff.

Taste Blair's Ultra Death Sauce and you dig your own grave. If you want to be remembered, you better commission your own headstone, because you might take down the rest of your family with the aftermath this sauce creates. At the same token, you might not want to taste this sauce if you are going to be all alone. We certainly do not want you to die alone. Sauce is meant to be enjoyed in the company of those that can join in your misfortune.

Boomslang Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce from Florida fals into that "hottest hot sauce" category.

See the snake on the label? It's the Boomslang, one of Africa's most lethal. See the pepper? It's the infamous Ghost Pepper.

Put the two together and you have Boomlsang Hot Sauce, a unique blend of all natural ingredients.

One taste and you'll see why this is a sauce to die for!

Cluckin' Hot Ghost Pepper Sauce is a near death experience in a bottle. Not only does this sauce have the Famous Bhut Jolokia pepper, it also has peri-peri peppers and concentrated pepper extract to made sure you see your maker. Warning: Pray before opening.

Da Bomb Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce is the most recent offering from a long line of "hottest hot sauces" from Da Bomb. The hot machine is made from the Bhut Jalokia, or Ghost Pepper, ie, the world's hottest pepper. Be ready, you're gonna get your monies worth (in heat) with this one! Try the new Da Bomb Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce today!

Danny Cash's Jolokia Havoc Hot Sauce - This smokin' ghost pepper hot sauce will wreak havoc on your stomach, and the room just might reek quite a bit too once you have broken wind and broken the sound barrier in the process. This sauce could cause gas potent enough to qualify it as an anesthetic! Of course, we are sure that you do not want to put a mask on your face and inhale it the next time you need to go under. Ewww...

Once you taste Dave's Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce, we will expect to see you in the next life! If there really is such a thing as reincarnation, then we think that this sauce must have been a dragon in its past life, because this stuff can have you breathing fire! You will level the entire kingdom and dry up the moat with your fire breath after dipping into this stuff. Could come in handy if someone dies though, as you can breath on them and incinerate them per the funerary method of the age.

There is nothing to Fear but Fear itself said Franklin D. Roosevelt. That, and the fear that this Fear Hot Sauce is so damn hot that you will need to taste it sitting down and chase it with a gallon of milk. We think that is a pretty rational fear. Got milk? Like the way cool 90s t-shirts, you can "Fear This" sauce. It is pretty bad ass, just like the guys that posted that bumper sticker on their beater.

Heartbreaking Dawns 1841 Ghost Pepper Sauce - Heartbreaking Dawns focuses on both Flavor and Fire to bring you 1841, The year Rev. Miles Bronson arrived amongst the Naga people, ending the widespread practice of headhunting. This handcrafted hot sauce features the infamous Ghost Pepper. This "superhot," also know as the Bhut Jolokia, comes alive amidst a blend of all-natural Pear and Apple. While this sauce brings a significant amount of heat we managed to create a blend that allows the subtle and sweet fruitiness of the Pears and Apples to tingle your tongue before that onset of true Jolokia Burn!

Kiss My Bhut Hot Sauce causes the ultimate Indian rug burn. And although it may not be politically correct, the burn of this sauce is just right. And we know that you probably got your fair share of "rug burns" growing up, whether they were on the carpet doing something stupid and juvenile, or if they were given by a big brother or sister. Just like those special sentimental moments, you will look back fondly on tasting this sauce, once the heat and pain subside.

Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce will bust up your infrared heat sensor. If you ever wanted to see dead people, then you just need to chug this sauce. This sauce will bring you face to face with the light. You may cross over if you have too much, so you better reconsider your desire to see the spirit world, you could become part of it. This sauce means no harm, it just does not know that it is a ghost pepper, just like Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense.

Melinda’s Naga Jolokia Hot Sauce - Do you hear a low bubbling noise rising up from within? Wait, wait, no...we highly doubt that is not just some benign gurgling of your stomach, is it? Nope. It is not hunger, it is not even indisgestion, it is Mount Vesuvius about to blow. This hot sauce with the Naga Jolokia pepper instantly gives you a naggin' feeling that you will be exploding into a million tiny pieces just minutes after you taste it.

Naga Sabi Bomb Hot Sauce is hot enough to wipe you off the face of the earth. Like an atom bomb, every atom of this sauce is killer and if you detonate it, you might not live to tell. You should exercise extreme caution with this sauce. There is no going back. Once you drop it, you are done buddy! This sauce could qualify as a weapon of mass destruction. They might even start using it for warfare!

Confucious say burn ass once, shame on you. Burn ass twice, shame on me. Burn ass three time, you must have had Naga and you must be dumb ass. Naga Soreass Hot Sauce will burn your ass worse than black leather seats on a 90-degree day. Worse than a heating pad left on high while you sleep. Worse than a magnifying glass in direct sunlight. But, at least you might recover from the burn you get from this sauce.

With only seven ingredients, this sauce is a traditionalist's dream. A little bit smoky from the hand roasted habanero peppers and the heat of the infamous ghost pepper. Your taste buds will be crying as they try to fight off this evil intrusion!!

It happens after dinner as you try to sleep off the sauce. The hotness of the The Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce you ate with dinner continues to haunt you long after your meat is dead and gone. First, the sensation that you are being burnt alive, then the frightening phenomena of feeling like the ghoul is trapped within and clawing its way out. You will enjoy your evening with the undead until they come to claim what is left of you.