First of all, we need to tell you that there is no real easy, painless way to take away the burning that Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce delivers. Just remember what they all seem to say: That time heals all wounds. You thought it was only anecdotal, and that it was something that had to be said after a breakup. Think again. This advice applies to hot sauce as well. Time is really not on your side here, because the burning is going to really last. Stick your head in freezing cold water and shake. You can continue waiting around for the burn to dissappate, but it will go when it is darn good and ready.
With one taste of this Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce, sizzle those bulging blue bastards right off your butthole with this fiery mix of ingredients: Fresh habanero peppers, red wine vinegar, fresh lime juice, fresh cliantro, fresh onions, fresh garlic, salt, xanthan gum.
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