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1 Million Scoville Pepper Extract
1 Million Scoville Pepper Extract is sooooooooooo tremendously hot, it carries a warning that's not to be taken lightly. A honest, to goodness, we aren't even shitting you, warning. It's only, only to be used as a small drop into something that will dilute it. And even then, it will still be hotter than anything you have ever tasted in your life. If you need to bore a hole through wood or metal, this extract could probably get the job done.

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10 Hot Sauce
Like Bo Derek, 10 Hot Sauce is a perfect 10, even if it has been around the block a couple times. And as far as how hot it is heatwise, it would definitely rate a 10 as well. And how much pain will it cause you? You have seen the pain scale at the doctor's office, right? Well, this sauce is sure to put a pain of 10 on your face, but boy is it worth it!

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Ass Reaper Hot Sauce
Ass Reaper Hot Sauce is proof that you should not believe everything you hear. You should, in fact, fear the reaper. This sauce will not wait until you are on your death bed to seek your soul. It wants to claim you when you are perfectly healthy, but weak in your desire for sauce. It will wait until you are happily munching on meat kicked up with ass reaper. It will come to take its seat with your seat. You reap what you sow!

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Black Mamba Hot Sauce
Black Mamba Hot Sauce has an appropriate name for a concoction with a hell of a bite, and it will act like a snake for your plumbing, and pushing it out in a jiffy! And, true to its name, it just may turn your mouth, your insides and your poor little sphincter black! You might fart out ashes! When this snake strikes, it could swell your lips up for sure. But the only antidote is water and time.

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Blair's 2AM Hot Sauce
There is not much you can't make a person do at two in the morning if you are busy partying. And, it might be interesting to conduct a little hot sauce challenge after the marathon game of beer pong you are playing, wouldn't you say? No cups or ping pong balls needed. Just need a bottle of Blair's 2AM Hot Sauce, a finger and an Iron-clad stomach. It is up to you if you wait for the Taco Bell run.

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Blair's 3AM Hot Sauce
By three in the morning, you have probably cleaned out all of the beer in the house long, long ago. The only thing that now sits in the refrigerator just waiting to be chugged is the Blair's 3AM hot sauce. Do you dare? Better yet, do you dare your friends to step up and be man enough to try it too? Keep the entertainment going with a late night sauce slam competition. Now you will definitely be alert enough to drive home!

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Blair's After Death
Could there be more hell in store after you keel over from Blair's After Death hot sauce? If you could feel it after you are sent to the hereafter, you would know that there is much, much worse in store. Try having a sharp knife slice through your sternum, having someone reach in and pull out your insides, and then having the burning trapped in when they sew up your lips from the inside. There is a fate worse then death--it is After Death.

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Blair's MegaDeath Hot Sauce
Blair's MegaDeath Hot Sauce - Just like the Megadeath album, killing is this sauce's business, and business is good! Even if you have never listened to Megadeath, you can fully appreciate that this sauce is so killer, it is named for serious metal. We should tell you that when this sauce meets metal, it is likely to burn through it. First, this sauce will kill off your tastebuds, then will go for the rest of your body. You will probably wish you were dead by the time it finds its way out!

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Blair's Pure Death Hot Sauce
Blair's Pure Death Hot Sauce is so incredibly hot, you will probably kick the bucket just by taking a big whiff of it. And maybe it will not do you in right away, especially if you are super careful, but abusing this sauce to the point that you overdose on it, you will definitely bite the big one. Though, you might just bite into a big one instead…a sandwich, that is, especially if it is smothered in this stuff.

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Blair's Sudden Death
Blair's Sudden Death - Don't you know how fragile a thing life is? You will once you taste this sauce! We really are not sure why anyone wants to risk losing it all to sauce, but there are just some really crazy folks out there. We suppose you are one of them? Oh well, you know what they say...no brain, no pain. It is your brain you are putting in jeopardy, not ours. Better get your affairs in order.

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Blair's Ultra Death Sauce
Taste Blair's Ultra Death Sauce and you dig your own grave. If you want to be remembered, you better commission your own headstone, because you might take down the rest of your family with the aftermath this sauce creates. At the same token, you might not want to taste this sauce if you are going to be all alone. We certainly do not want you to die alone. Sauce is meant to be enjoyed in the company of those that can join in your misfortune.

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Boomslang Ghost Pepper Sauce
Boomslang Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce from Florida fals into that "hottest hot sauce" category.

See the snake on the label? It's the Boomslang, one of Africa's most lethal. See the pepper? It's the infamous Ghost Pepper.

Put the two together and you have Boomlsang Hot Sauce, a unique blend of all natural ingredients.

One taste and you'll see why this is a sauce to die for!

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Clickin' Hot Ghost Pepper Sauce
Cluckin' Hot Ghost Pepper Sauce is a near death experience in a bottle. Not only does this sauce have the Famous Bhut Jolokia pepper, it also has peri-peri peppers and concentrated pepper extract to made sure you see your maker. Warning: Pray before opening.

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Colon Blow Hot Sauce
Colon Blow Hot Sauce is very likely to help you toot your own horn. Heck, you may as well have been in the orchestra. With the practice you get, you ought to be able to get it to sound just like a horn after all is said and done.Sounds pretty uncomfortable after the heat is gone, but boy does it have explosive flavor! This produces what they call a "butt trumpet". It puts the ass in Brass band.

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Cool Million Pepper Extract
You really picked a big winner with this rich sauce. A lotto peppers go into this sauce…so many peppers that you can't taste Cool Million Pepper Extract by itself. It is just too darn dangerous. Even Peter Piper couldn't pick a peck of hotter peppers, but then again, he was in to those pickled things. At any rate, with these random picks, you need ot choose your numbers pretty carefully and hope that you picked just the right ratio of sauce to food.

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Crazy Jerry's Mustard Gas
You definitely can't mask the smell or taste of the fumes that rise off of Crazy Jerry's Mustard Gas, it is likely more effective at inciting a riot than breaking one up, if you ask us. If you are looking to get a crowd to disperse and run away, you have underestimated your weapon of choice. This will only inspire people to assemble, though soon they will abandon their cause and band together to steal your sauce.

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Da Bomb Beyond Insanity
Da Bomb Beyond Insanity Hot Sauce - Have you ever had a pest problem that required you to bomb the whole house? Well, you can imagine the scene. As clouds descend upon the house and the spiders and ants go ass over legs, everybody takes their bags and heads to a hotel for the night. Now, there is never a need to bomb the house again. You can skip the bombs, the traps, the rat poison and the exterminator. Now, all you have to do is leave a little drop of this liquid death out!

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Da Bomb Final Answer Hot Sauce
Da Bomb Final Answer Hot Sauce will definitely put you in the hot seat. Hope you have all the right answers, like how close are you allowed to park to a fire hydrant? How do you turn urine into drinkable water? You might want to phone a friend before tasting this sauce. After one taste, you will definitely need a lifeline. Of course, there is still a fifty fifty chance that you are going to bomb and that this sauce is going to leave you thirsting.

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Da Bomb Ghost Pepper Sauce
Da Bomb Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce is the most recent offering from a long line of "hottest hot sauces" from Da Bomb. The hot machine is made from the Bhut Jalokia, or Ghost Pepper, ie, the world's hottest pepper. Be ready, you're gonna get your monies worth (in heat) with this one! Try the new Da Bomb Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce today!

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Da Bomb Ground Zero
After the smoke clears from the scene, you will find that Da Bomb Ground Zero hot sauce leaves absolutely nothing in its wake but pure rubble. Even just one little taste of this sauce leaves you in tatters; finely ripped to shreds. Your face? Red and purple. With your head all but ready to just pop right off. You had better plan on rebuilding your entire set of entrails after you consume this charge. It detonates in your stomach and explodes out of your rectum.

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Dave's Insanity Sauce
Somebody please sew up this Duggar woman's vagina, okay? This has gotten out of hand. Just because people can reproduce, does not necessarily mean that it is a necessity. Dave's Insanity Sauce is a necessity, so if you want to multiply something, how about you go forth and multiply this sauce? Honestly, if anything else in the world could cause extreme behavior and lapse in judgement, it would be this sauce. Maybe the Duggar's thought it was birth control?

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Dave's Total Insanity Hot Sauce
Kids are definitely not cheaper by the dozen, and they are not exactly cheap in 8s. You can pretty much forget all about me time, you can forget about alone time, and you can forget the very notion of time itself. Time becomes inconsequential when there are so many mouths to feed. Like John and Kate Plus 8, Dave's Total Insanity Hot Sauce robs you of time, because you will start spending all of your time with it.

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Dave's Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce
We will go ahead and relate this sauce to something everyone can understand. It is just like John and Kate, minus Kate, and plus the 8. Like Kate, you really do not know how you can survive with just Dave's Ultimate Insanity Hot Sauce, but you also need to know if you can get along without it? With this sauce, you have a support group and spectators, but you also have no idea how you're going to be able to survive it alone, do you?

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Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce
Endorphin Rush Hot Sauce is so hot, with one taste you might find the strength within you to lift a car up just to get to the pool of coolant underneath. Hell, you might be desparate enough to even lick condensation of a car window, or lap up the beads of water on the shower wall. After tasting this sauce, you will try to collect all of your saliva until you are able to take one great big gulp.

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Fear Hot Sauce
There is nothing to Fear but Fear itself said Franklin D. Roosevelt. That, and the fear that this Fear Hot Sauce is so damn hot that you will need to taste it sitting down and chase it with a gallon of milk. We think that is a pretty rational fear. Got milk? Like the way cool 90s t-shirts, you can "Fear This" sauce. It is pretty bad ass, just like the guys that posted that bumper sticker on their beater.

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FrostBite Hot Sauce
One taste of FrostBite Hot Sauce and your lips might just up and fall off. That might not be such bad thing, at least if you are like Lisa Rinna and have lips the size of bananas. Seriously folks, be cautious about the plastic surgery! You might want to exercise caution when you are exposing your body to these elements. First, look out for a burning sensation. But it is when the pain disppears that you really have to worry that you have overexposed them.

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Great White Shark Predator Hot Sauce
You are gonna need a bigger boat if you are stalking Great White Shark Predator Hot Sauce. Otherwise, it will take a bite out of you, the second it smells blood or fear. This sauce has some serious teeth. Rows and rows of piercing teeth even. This sauce is so hot it is sure to chomp you to itty bitty bits. We also would not recommend skinny dipping in this sauce, as it just might burn your bikini right off.

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Hottest Hot Sauce
This is it – The hottest hot sauce – The one you have been searching for. This is pure hot peppers mashed, roasted and melded into a wicked hot sauce. We even threw in a little chile extract to really set your skull on fire.

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InsaneChicken's Fire Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce
InsaneChicken's Fire Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce might make you run around like a chicken with its head cut off. Do you still want to give it a shot, or are you too chicken to try it? This sauce is nothing to squak at. You might lay and egg or two after you taste it though. It will probably burn your beak up, rupture your rectum and ruffle some feathers, but you will go back and peck at it some more!

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Kiss My Bhut Hot Sauce
Kiss My Bhut Hot Sauce causes the ultimate Indian rug burn. And although it may not be politically correct, the burn of this sauce is just right. And we know that you probably got your fair share of "rug burns" growing up, whether they were on the carpet doing something stupid and juvenile, or if they were given by a big brother or sister. Just like those special sentimental moments, you will look back fondly on tasting this sauce, once the heat and pain subside.

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Lethal Ingestion Hot Sauce
Lethal Ingestion is truly worthy of it's name! Red Savina, Fatalii and Bhut Jolokia Ghost chiles are blended together using our special process to create the World's Hottest Non-Extract Hot Sauce! This ultra hot sauce is a work in progress. 2 fl.oz.

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Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce
After a taste of Liquid Stoopid Hot Sauce, it is all up to you to prove that you have even a little bit of sense. Strike one against you for actually trying the sauce (duh). The real question remains: Will you remember who you are when you are done tasting this sauce, and what heck is 1 + 1? It just might fry your brain. Take note of your brain function now, then see what you can retain once your brain is on liquid stoopid.

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Mad Dog 357 Collector's Edition
You might want to get a holster for these pieces! If you keep these babies on you, you had better keep the safety on when handling them. We definitely do not want any accidents! For everyone's safety, you had better simply take them out of their case from time to time, clean them up and enjoy their looks and craftsmanship. We understand that you feel a little bit more in charge and invincible when armed with Mad Dog 357 Collector's Edition Hot Sauce, but you should just feel safe that you can protect yourself in the case of a sauce emergency.

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Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce
Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce will bust up your infrared heat sensor. If you ever wanted to see dead people, then you just need to chug this sauce. This sauce will bring you face to face with the light. You may cross over if you have too much, so you better reconsider your desire to see the spirit world, you could become part of it. This sauce means no harm, it just does not know that it is a ghost pepper, just like Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense.

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Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce Mini
Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce Mini might look like the itty bitty runt of the litter, but this puppy is just as crazy as the rest of the pack. Its bite is definitely worse than its bark, and its bark is pretty intimidating too. Keep this thing on a tight leash. You might have to "walk the dog" after tasting this sauce. You know, take a stroll and spread your dirty dog stink around versus knocking everybody out!

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Mad Dog 357 Silver Collector's Edition
Mad Dog 357 Silver Collector's Edition - You might be quite the big game hunter, but here is a sauce that might require a silver bullet just to put it down. And, if you happen to nab this one of a kind sauce, you might start crying and screaming to be put down too. The burn is so deep and intense that you might be reduced to tears and sucking your thumb. Too bad the lingering fire power might burn your thumb off!

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Mad Dog 38 Special Pepper Extract
Shoot off your gun with this loaded 38 special and the ballistics will prove which butt shot the fatal blow. This sauce will give you a rootin', tootin' good time. You may want to keep Mad Dog 38 Special Pepper Extract in a holster though, just in case anyone want to mess with you. It could be even more effective than mace. Especially helpful if you travel somewhere where guns are not allowed. This time, you can conceal a weapon, without breaking the law.

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Mad Dog 44 Magnum Pepper Extract
If you keep this 44 Magnum anywhere in the house, we urge you to exhibit total gun control. Try not to point your musket near anyone. It is not safe, nor is it nice. Plus, it will take everyone down in the line of fire. And by musket, we hope you know that we mean your rear end, because after this stuff, you will be loaded and ready to spray buckshot all over! Mad Dog 44 Magnum Pepper Extract must be handled carefully!

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Mad Dog Envy Hot Sauce
Introducing Envy, the perfect hot sauce to spice up your love life or mend your broken heart. Made from the freshest ingredients on Planet Earth, Envy gives you a potent blast of green flavor and helps you discover your inner Mona Lisa.

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Mad Dog's Revenge
They could have also named Mad Dog's Revenge Montezuma's revenge, because even as a food additive (seriously folks, you can't even put this on your tongue unless you want to eat without one from now on), it is so abso-effing-hot, you will not begin to know whether you should scream for death to take you or beg God for divine mercy on your now tortured soul. You could be in for a wild ride with this liquid fire.

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Magma Hot Sauce
This liquid hot "mag-ma" is so frickin' "eeee-vil", it could probably burn every city completely off of the planet. And like Dr. Evil said of his beloved sharks, every creature deserves a warm meal, right? Magma Hot Sauce will make any meal a warm meal, though warm might be an understatement. You might not want to take over the world with hot sauce, but this hot sauce will overtake you. You will need a new Goldmember once the member you have now falls off after tasting this sauce.

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Melinda's Red Savina Hot Sauce
Like past American Idol hopeful Melinda Dolittle, Melinda's Red Savina Hot Sauce is likely to leave you without much of a neck. We supposed that it is okay that you not have a neck or vocal chords, since you will not be doing much singing if you are going to swig this sauce on a regular basis. You might be able to hum a few bars, but when it comes to your own singing, you will be lucky to squeak out a note. And if you do, you might be a bass. We really can't say for sure.

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Mongoose Hot Sauce
Mongoose Hot Sauce (2 fl.oz.): The mongoose feeds on snakes and this one is no exception. This sauce is hotter than Mamba but with a fantastic taste. If you can handle the heat you simply must try this! This sauce is extremely hot combining the Bhut Jolokia (The Ghost) chile and the Fatalii chile. This sauce has a strong Jolokia flavor and long lasting burn. It's a roller coaster of a ride. It takes you up slowly and drops you down slowly.


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Naga Sabi Bomb Hot Sauce
Naga Sabi Bomb Hot Sauce is hot enough to wipe you off the face of the earth. Like an atom bomb, every atom of this sauce is killer and if you detonate it, you might not live to tell. You should exercise extreme caution with this sauce. There is no going back. Once you drop it, you are done buddy! This sauce could qualify as a weapon of mass destruction. They might even start using it for warfare!

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Naga Soreass Hot Sauce
Confucious say burn ass once, shame on you. Burn ass twice, shame on me. Burn ass three time, you must have had Naga and you must be dumb ass. Naga Soreass Hot Sauce will burn your ass worse than black leather seats on a 90-degree day. Worse than a heating pad left on high while you sleep. Worse than a magnifying glass in direct sunlight. But, at least you might recover from the burn you get from this sauce.

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Nuckin Futs Hot Sauce
Dod gamn it Nuckin Futs Hot Sauce is hotter than huckin' fell. You knew it was going to mess you up pretty bad, but it must have affected your brain, because that first sentence actually makes sense to you, doesn't it? Well, maybe we are both a little crazy, because it makes perfect sense to us too. What we can't make sense of is why anyone would want to intentionally scramble their brains with this sauce? One taste, and we will probably have our answer...

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Nuclear Fusion Hot Sauce
Every molecule of Nuclear Fusion Hot Sauce will cause a chemical reaction. It might not do something lifechanging like find the cure for cancer, and it certainly will not find a cure for heartburn, but man, oh man, when it hits your lips, the physical reaction that takes place just might fuse your lips together. It might be a good idea to just eat with your mouth open. That way you get air intake and your lips stay independent of each other. And if you ingest enough, it might sizzle through your sphincter and fuse your buttocks too.

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Pure Cap Hot Sauce
Forget gangs and thugs and random drive-bys. It is this street smart, Pure Cap Hot Sauce that will put a cap in your ass. Better put a lid on it at all times and watch your back, homey. Even just a drop of this sauce makes for the hottest, most explosive laxative ever. Better tell your posse not to come around your crib, because the bathroom will be fuuuuunky. Nothing gentle about that stool softener at all.

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Pure Poison Hot Sauce
Before Rock of Love, there was a time when you could count on Bret Michaels to have a moment of clarity. He sang that every rose has its thorn, just like every bottle of Pure Poison Hot Sauce has the potential to burn every cowboy until they sing a sad, sad song. And even if it has been a while now, you will still feel so much pain. This sauce is so hot it will cut you like a knife.

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Satan's Blood
Beelzebub, aka the Devil, donated several bottles worth of his red, hot blood, just to recruit hapless victims to an eternity in hell. What a crafty bastard! It is to be expected. The demon does have a forked tongue. He made everyone think it was just another hot sauce. Until you taste Satan's Blood hot sauce and experience how it makes your blood boil like a thousand fiery lashes from Satan's whip, you might be able to escape his snare. Hell if we didn't warn you.

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