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1 Million Scoville Pepper Extract
1 Million Scoville Pepper Extract is sooooooooooo tremendously hot, it carries a warning that's not to be taken lightly. A honest, to goodness, we aren't even shitting you, warning. It's only, only to be used as a small drop into something that will dilute it. And even then, it will still be hotter than anything you have ever tasted in your life. If you need to bore a hole through wood or metal, this extract could probably get the job done.

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Boomslang Ghost Pepper Sauce
Boomslang Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce from Florida fals into that "hottest hot sauce" category.

See the snake on the label? It's the Boomslang, one of Africa's most lethal. See the pepper? It's the infamous Ghost Pepper.

Put the two together and you have Boomlsang Hot Sauce, a unique blend of all natural ingredients.

One taste and you'll see why this is a sauce to die for!

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Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce
Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce - There is no preparation you can take to minimize the intense burning Hemorrhoid Helper Hot Sauce delivers. You could sit on an industrial-sized chunk of ice all day, every day, and the only thing your ass will accomplish is melting the ice for a glass of water, to hopefully ease the burning of your lips. Hopefully you do not have a desk job, otherwise, you might have to take your week of vacation early to recover. Hmm...

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Idiot Boyz Habanero Hot Sauce
Idiot Boyz Habanero Hot Sauce - Unlike the Jonas Brothers, this masterful production is no flash in the pan, but rather a flash of heat on your tongue with staying power. You can depend on this sauce to be around longer than a boy band, and to hit every note the way it was intended. You'll be burnin' up with the intensity of a million screaming preteens. And like the Jonas Brothers to their hapless fans, you might cry at the mere presence of Idiot Boyz Habanero Hot Sauce.

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Mad Cat Hot Sauce
Even with just one teeny, tiny, taste of Mad Cat Hot Sauce, you won't know whether people are going to purr after a sample, or if they are about to hiss! You better be prepared to have cat like reflexes after you try a samples yourself. We know It's so deliciously hot and sought after right now, that you will be excited to show everyone that you're no pussy, but Mad Cat Hot Sauce could make you grow some serious whiskers on your lips!

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Mad Dog 357 Collector's Edition
You might want to get a holster for these pieces! If you keep these babies on you, you had better keep the safety on when handling them. We definitely do not want any accidents! For everyone's safety, you had better simply take them out of their case from time to time, clean them up and enjoy their looks and craftsmanship. We understand that you feel a little bit more in charge and invincible when armed with Mad Dog 357 Collector's Edition Hot Sauce, but you should just feel safe that you can protect yourself in the case of a sauce emergency.

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Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce
Mad Dog 357 Ghost Pepper Hot Sauce will bust up your infrared heat sensor. If you ever wanted to see dead people, then you just need to chug this sauce. This sauce will bring you face to face with the light. You may cross over if you have too much, so you better reconsider your desire to see the spirit world, you could become part of it. This sauce means no harm, it just does not know that it is a ghost pepper, just like Bruce Willis in Sixth Sense.

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Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce
If you believe in the wisdom of The Beatles, and love their songs, then it only follows that you know that Happiness is a warm gun. Happiness is also a bottle of Mad Dog 357 hot sauce. If it is a hard days night and all you need is sauce, sauce, sauce, Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce is an awfully warm sauce ready to heat things up. It is one caliber of hot sauce that is definitely still smokin'. If you find yourself in the crosshairs of this evil sauce, you better run for cover, and find something cold and refreshing to gulp.

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Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce Mini
Mad Dog 357 Hot Sauce Mini might look like the itty bitty runt of the litter, but this puppy is just as crazy as the rest of the pack. Its bite is definitely worse than its bark, and its bark is pretty intimidating too. Keep this thing on a tight leash. You might have to "walk the dog" after tasting this sauce. You know, take a stroll and spread your dirty dog stink around versus knocking everybody out!

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Mad Dog 357 Magnum Pepper Extract
We believe firmly in the 2nd Amendment and the right to bear this Magnum extract. We also believe in the right to bare arms, but beware of Mad Dog 357 Magnum Pepper Extract. It might grow enough hair on your arms to actually make them resemble bear arms. That is okay. You still do not have accept responsibility or claim any relation to the Cubs. Unless they are winning. (That one time.) And hey, maybe next time this sauce will grow enough to fill in your bald spot?

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Mad Dog 357 Silver Collector's Edition
Mad Dog 357 Silver Collector's Edition - You might be quite the big game hunter, but here is a sauce that might require a silver bullet just to put it down. And, if you happen to nab this one of a kind sauce, you might start crying and screaming to be put down too. The burn is so deep and intense that you might be reduced to tears and sucking your thumb. Too bad the lingering fire power might burn your thumb off!

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Mad Dog 38 Special Pepper Extract
Shoot off your gun with this loaded 38 special and the ballistics will prove which butt shot the fatal blow. This sauce will give you a rootin', tootin' good time. You may want to keep Mad Dog 38 Special Pepper Extract in a holster though, just in case anyone want to mess with you. It could be even more effective than mace. Especially helpful if you travel somewhere where guns are not allowed. This time, you can conceal a weapon, without breaking the law.

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Mad Dog 44 Magnum Pepper Extract
If you keep this 44 Magnum anywhere in the house, we urge you to exhibit total gun control. Try not to point your musket near anyone. It is not safe, nor is it nice. Plus, it will take everyone down in the line of fire. And by musket, we hope you know that we mean your rear end, because after this stuff, you will be loaded and ready to spray buckshot all over! Mad Dog 44 Magnum Pepper Extract must be handled carefully!

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Mad Dog Envy Hot Sauce
Introducing Envy, the perfect hot sauce to spice up your love life or mend your broken heart. Made from the freshest ingredients on Planet Earth, Envy gives you a potent blast of green flavor and helps you discover your inner Mona Lisa.

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Mad Dog Green Amigo Hot Sauce
Serve this Mad Dog Green Amigo Hot Sauce it is mean, green sauce up at a fiesta anytime, and you will be considered the host of the year. We are pretty sure it will win you friends from all over. And if Mad Dog Green Amigo Hot Sauce doesn't make you a ton of new friends, maybe the lingering burn has just helped you lose them. Come to think of it, chances are, if you try sauces all the time, you're already alienating them with your anal emissions.

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Mad Dog Inferno Hot Sauce
You'll bay, howl and bellow at the moon when you stick out your tongue and lap up this Mad Dog Inferno Hot Sauce. It is just like licking the flames from a towering inferno, but you better get used to the burn! Mad Dog Inferno Hot Sauce comes at you like a dog in heat. This pack's heat is like the hounds of hell themselves. They say dog is man's best friend, but this sauce might strain the relationship a little, when the master is straining in the bathroom.

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Mad Dog Inferno Reserve Hot Sauce
Mad Dog Inferno Reserve Hot Sauce is fitting for the top shelf for two reasons: Number one: It is just the best damn sauce money can buy, and number two: It is better off out of the reach of children. We have taken the best peppers, the best ingredients and reserved them for this batch. Like Billy Joel sings, we didn't start the fire, but we're trying to fight it. You might as well give up and give in--you will succumb to this sauce eventually.

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Mad Dog Liquid Fire
Can you stand the heat? Or will you face defeat? Make Mad Dog Liquid Fire more than a condiment or accompaniment by adding it to food like Asian food and Indian cuisine. After dinner with a little of Mad Dog Liquid Fire, you'll be cranked up for hours, and meanwhile, you're hitting the links, waiting for the burn to leave. ADD to your food, and after you taste this sauce, you'll go around in circles. You might want to look for your nearest fire hydrant or mud puddle.

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Mad Dog's Revenge
They could have also named Mad Dog's Revenge Montezuma's revenge, because even as a food additive (seriously folks, you can't even put this on your tongue unless you want to eat without one from now on), it is so abso-effing-hot, you will not begin to know whether you should scream for death to take you or beg God for divine mercy on your now tortured soul. You could be in for a wild ride with this liquid fire.

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