Pepper Extracts

1 Million Scoville Pepper Extract is sooooooooooo tremendously hot, it carries a warning that's not to be taken lightly. A honest, to goodness, we aren't even shitting you, warning. It's only, only to be used as a small drop into something that will dilute it. And even then, it will still be hotter than anything you have ever tasted in your life. If you need to bore a hole through wood or metal, this extract could probably get the job done.

There is not much you can't make a person do at two in the morning if you are busy partying. And, it might be interesting to conduct a little hot sauce challenge after the marathon game of beer pong you are playing, wouldn't you say? No cups or ping pong balls needed. Just need a bottle of Blair's 2AM Hot Sauce, a finger and an Iron-clad stomach. It is up to you if you wait for the Taco Bell run.

By three in the morning, you have probably cleaned out all of the beer in the house long, long ago. The only thing that now sits in the refrigerator just waiting to be chugged is the Blair's 3AM hot sauce. Do you dare? Better yet, do you dare your friends to step up and be man enough to try it too? Keep the entertainment going with a late night sauce slam competition. Now you will definitely be alert enough to drive home!

You really picked a big winner with this rich sauce. A lotto peppers go into this sauce…so many peppers that you can't taste Cool Million Pepper Extract by itself. It is just too darn dangerous. Even Peter Piper couldn't pick a peck of hotter peppers, but then again, he was in to those pickled things. At any rate, with these random picks, you need ot choose your numbers pretty carefully and hope that you picked just the right ratio of sauce to food.

Da Bomb Final Answer Hot Sauce will definitely put you in the hot seat. Hope you have all the right answers, like how close are you allowed to park to a fire hydrant? How do you turn urine into drinkable water? You might want to phone a friend before tasting this sauce. After one taste, you will definitely need a lifeline. Of course, there is still a fifty fifty chance that you are going to bomb and that this sauce is going to leave you thirsting.

We believe firmly in the 2nd Amendment and the right to bear this Magnum extract. We also believe in the right to bare arms, but beware of Mad Dog 357 Magnum Pepper Extract. It might grow enough hair on your arms to actually make them resemble bear arms. That is okay. You still do not have accept responsibility or claim any relation to the Cubs. Unless they are winning. (That one time.) And hey, maybe next time this sauce will grow enough to fill in your bald spot?

Shoot off your gun with this loaded 38 special and the ballistics will prove which butt shot the fatal blow. This sauce will give you a rootin', tootin' good time. You may want to keep Mad Dog 38 Special Pepper Extract in a holster though, just in case anyone want to mess with you. It could be even more effective than mace. Especially helpful if you travel somewhere where guns are not allowed. This time, you can conceal a weapon, without breaking the law.

If you keep this 44 Magnum anywhere in the house, we urge you to exhibit total gun control. Try not to point your musket near anyone. It is not safe, nor is it nice. Plus, it will take everyone down in the line of fire. And by musket, we hope you know that we mean your rear end, because after this stuff, you will be loaded and ready to spray buckshot all over! Mad Dog 44 Magnum Pepper Extract must be handled carefully!

They could have also named Mad Dog's Revenge Montezuma's revenge, because even as a food additive (seriously folks, you can't even put this on your tongue unless you want to eat without one from now on), it is so abso-effing-hot, you will not begin to know whether you should scream for death to take you or beg God for divine mercy on your now tortured soul. You could be in for a wild ride with this liquid fire.

Forget gangs and thugs and random drive-bys. It is this street smart, Pure Cap Hot Sauce that will put a cap in your ass. Better put a lid on it at all times and watch your back, homey. Even just a drop of this sauce makes for the hottest, most explosive laxative ever. Better tell your posse not to come around your crib, because the bathroom will be fuuuuunky. Nothing gentle about that stool softener at all.

Beelzebub, aka the Devil, donated several bottles worth of his red, hot blood, just to recruit hapless victims to an eternity in hell. What a crafty bastard! It is to be expected. The demon does have a forked tongue. He made everyone think it was just another hot sauce. Until you taste Satan's Blood hot sauce and experience how it makes your blood boil like a thousand fiery lashes from Satan's whip, you might be able to escape his snare. Hell if we didn't warn you.

Of course, our source is confidential and we will help protect it, lest someone try to copy the unique taste, but one drop of The Source Hot Sauce on the tongue reveals its not so secret secret. It is one hot mother of a sauce little kiddies, and it could punch you with its fiery fist! This sauce is like the core of the earth itself. All liquid hot magma bubbling up and exploding out of any orifice it can.