Like the giant asteroid in the 1998 film Armaggedon, the fireball that Ass in the Tub Armageddon Special Reserve hot sauce packs in has set a predetermined course straight for your ass. The burn of this sauce is so much worse than anything alien. Far worse even than an anal probe. At least they do not use a red hot probe to dig around in your butt. Ass in the Tub Armageddon Special Reserve hot sauce will invade every nook and cranny of your insides, filling it completely with fire.You will need much more than the likes of Bruce Willis to avoid the colossal colonal impact. This is a fate worse than a cataclysmic event destroying the planet, because this armageddon takes place inside your body. Like a meteor speeding toward earth, Ass in the Tub Armageddon Special Reserve hot sauce will likely burn a crater through your tongue. Better not let this sauce sit anywhere you do not want to burn a hole through.
Ingredients: Habanero peppers, water, african oleoresin, scotch bonnet peppers, salt, onions, vegetable oil, acetic acid, garlic, xanthan gum.
Ingredients: Habanero peppers, water, african oleoresin, scotch bonnet peppers, salt, onions, vegetable oil, acetic acid, garlic, xanthan gum.
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