Ass Whoopin Redneck Sauce - Ain't nothing too fancy here for us rednecks to decipher. Sure, we's can't quite figure out all dem great big words like them city folk like to use, with their Habanero and their distilled vinegar. What do we know about all a dat? All's we know is dat dis here sauce be so golly gosh darn hot that Betty Sue and Bobbly Jo will pert near have to run to the well to gets them some water for a bit of relief. We sure wishes we had us some running water to get rid of the awful burning. What if they had us some water in a container that we's could carry around with us? Like in a bottle or something. Shucks, we guess they do have some of that fancy bottled up water. Guess we needs to go to the well and start bottling us up some water too! Ass Whoopin Redneck Sauce contains Habanero peppers, distilled vinegar, garlic & salt.
