Blair's Pure Death Hot Sauce - You might want to look out for this sauce in your children's school bag. This might be the latest thing to hit the playground. You never know what those kids are up to these days, do you? Maybe they are doing something awful and dangerous like huffing sauce on the bus! How will you know? What are the warning signs? Sniffling? Red eyes? A cough? And go forbid they are tasting it! There is no telling what this behavior might lead to. It could be the gateway sauce to stronger more dangerous sauces! It might get to the point that they try every sauce looking for a bigger and better high. And then they are into the heavy stuff. It is concerning, but at least Blair's Pure Death Hot Sauce will not destroy brain cells, and there is a chance that they could still function, learn and get good grades. Phew! Ingredients: Habanero chile pods, Naga Jolokia, Vinegar, Hawaiian red salt.
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