Blind Betty Pineapple Pizzazz Hot Sauce - The scratchy pooter pain you get from Pizzazz is tear-jearking, and it is not just the onions. The fires of hell are ignited by habanero pepper. Oh sure, the pineapple gives it a delicious, sweet edge, but do not neglect the fact that there is acid in that there fruit, and too much fruit can make you toot, and then shoot blazing hot turds out of your backside. If you have some sort of need for a blowtorch, bend over and let 'em rip. You will have enough gas to power your home during the winter. That is, if they could harness your farts for anything useful. You could solder, weld and roast marshmallows with your own patoot! Yes, Blind Betty Pineapple Pizzazz Hot Sauce can be quite the gas if you are not careful. Might even be silent but deadly.
Ingredients: Pineapple, pineapple juice, onion, Habanero pepper, sugar, lemon juice, soy sauce, garlic, spices and salt.
