You might be able to power a small boat or smart car after you taste Colon Blow Hot Sauce. Why? Because you will be totally full of gas. And not just a couple of little squeakers. We are talking juicy, short changing, be careful you do not shart farts. Better not let one near an open flame, your ass could be considered an accelerant. It will definitely put everyone into high gear getting away from you. Do not worry about speed limit. As long as you are on foot or bike, you can go as fast as you need to to leave your stench behind. Might want to ride around for a while to make sure it does not linger or cling to your clothing. Colon Blow Hot Sauce ingredients are: Red Habanero peppers, tomato sauce, hot pepper extract, onions, Red Chile peppers, garlic, cane vinegar, vegetable oil and spices. No Fat, No Preservative, No Sugar, No Salt, No Carb.
