Dave's Hurtin' Jalapeno Hot Sauce will have you hurting so damn bad, you just might need some medical attention. We do not know whether insurance will cover the expenses, being that you did this to yourself and all. Maybe you can just claim it was an accident or that we did it to you? Unfortunately, the flavor inside this bottle is no accident. It is completely and totally on purpose. That is pretty cruel of us, huh? Here we created something so deliciously hot, knowing full well the harm it could cause, then we went and persuaded everybody to eat it. Shame on us. Add to all of that hardship the terrible state of health care in the country right now? You might have to find a home remedy for this one! Might we suggest a lot of liquor, water or milk? Dave's Hurtin' Jalapeno Hot Sauce ingredients are: Chayote pulp, cayenne pulp, leek, salt, garlic powder, fresh coriander,cane vinegar, jalapeno pepper pulp, lemon juice, acetic acid, citric acid, xanthan gum and cumin.
