You really do not owe us any kind of explanation as to why you would never want to live with the total craziness of an entire battalion of kids. We know it is just plain out insane. In fact, maybe you are thinking that you will not have kids at all. Well John and Kate, Octomom and the Duggars should all but convince you to become celibate. Like a strong sauce, you could only take so much intense grilling without breaking and just becoming the sauce. One to burn everything in sight and make it dry up and die. Way to go Kate! And, you can call Dave's Total Insanity Hot Sauce "sex replacement therapy" too. Enough of Dave's Total Insanity Hot Sauce and you will not feel desire for anything but the sauce.
This bitch of a sauce contains Vinegar, water, lime juice, hot pepper extract, onion, red hot chiles, garlic, jalapeno peppers and sugar.
