Hot Sauce

This is the Belle Gunness of hot sauce. We are not sure if you know anything about Belle, but she killed off her husband and every other suitor she duped into traveling to meet her. Belle was ruthless and cunning, just like this murderous sauce. We might suggest that you sleep with one eye open. Widow - No Survivors Hot Sauce could wait until you have let your guard down, then rear its ugly head. At least we can tell you one thing, you won't get duped by this sauce! It is genuinely seeking companionship and doesn't mean it if it puts you in danger.

This sauce is way beyond Army Strong. It is every branch of the military rolled into one, plus a robot Army, plus a faction of friendly artillery aliens. You can also think of this stuff like basic training for sauce servitude, but it will whip you into shape in a matter minutes, instead of weeks. And it will also whip your butt! There is no room for wimps when it comes to Wimp Retardant Hot Sauce. You will not see any action if you can't at least handle this stuff. What if the enemy uses this sauce for torture?

More than words is all you ever would have to show that this Xtreme Hot Sauce is tearing your heart, your gut, and your big brown stink eye in two. You might not even be able to utter a word once you singe your vocal cords with a drop of this liquid fire. But, if you can sing after the burning disappears, you are likely to sing an extremely romantic ballad about it. What would you do if your gut was torn in two?

It will take a lot more than a few good men to help you to your feet after you try You Can't Handle This Hot Sauce. And just like Jack Nicholson, this sauce is a little shade of crazy. Okay, its shade of crazy is pretty deep. This sauce will give you that crazed look in your eye. All work and no fun makes you a dull boy, all work and none of this sauce will be a lot worse to the psyche.

Z Beyond Nothing Hot Sauce is a lot like Paris Hilton. Flashy yet coy. And in some respects you could say it reflects the Simple Life, but unlike Ms. Hilton, this sauce isn't a simpleton or a waste of space. And though it might not make the stars go blind, this sauce might just become your new BFF. You probably will not see a sex tape involving this sauce, but that does not mean you won't think about it.

With just a drop of Zulu Zulu Peri Peri Chile Garlic Pepper sauce, you will be speaking in tongues (that is, if you find you can speak after consuming this sauce), and who is to say whether or not you will even have a tongue left! You will be lucky to have a mouth. At least you will have your hands. There is always sign language. And at least you still have a place to keep feeding yourself this sauce!