Normally you should try to have a soreass from working out, not from eating more than your recommended share of Naga Soreass Hot Sauce. But, we suppose since you have really been dipping into the sauce, you might have to get into the gym a little more often. We hope that you have a donut or something you can sit on while you are at work, church and home. Otherwise, you are in for a very rough time. Even farting will take quite a bit out of you. The pain from a sqeaker might have you in tears. It might feel like you have razor blades stuck in your ass after you have had Naga Soreass Hot Sauce. We hope that no one ever really has razor blades anywhere. And when you pee...ouch! It will be like pouring pure acid on your bottom. Maybe if you take some anti-diarrheal pills before you eat this sauce? We are not sure what to tell you about preventative measures, but while you are tasting this sauce, you probably won't think of all these consequences. Ingredients: Chilies (Red Savina, Naga Jolokia), vinegar, onion, tomatoes, lemon juice, garlic, salt, spices.
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