There is a 100% chance that you will be sorry that you tried this Pain 95% Hot Sauce, but we are 100% sure that it has more than lived up to its name. There is about a 60% chance of showers coming from your eyes, and about a 50% chance that you will live to love yet another taste of Pain 95% Hot Sauce. You couldn't get more hot and bothered if you jerked off. At least you do not have to be ashamed of choking a chicken or pulling the pork with this sauce. We are sorry to be crude, but it is as human a need as the need to be burned by Pain 95% Hot Sauce. We are such big jerks for creating a sauce this hot. On the positive side, we do hope that the numbers end up in your favor, by the way.
Contains Habanero peppers, pineapple juice, water, tomato paste, lemon, lime, jamaican jerk, and spices.
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