You could certainly clear out a room after you get a taste of Panola Clearly Sauce. This hot sauce will have you launching white hot farts all day and all night long. In fact, you could probably even toot the National Anthem if you get enough of this sauce in your system. Just go ahead and try it! But, beware, we definitely do not recommend demonstrating this amazing (shall we call it a skill?) at a public event, say like at a baseball game, since you are more than likely to get booed by the entire crowd and have weiners launched at your head (hey, look on the bright side, at least they might not throw their beer, let's face it, it costs to much to give away). And you better be careful that you do not soil yourself either (or get pooed). Maybe Panola Clearly Sauce is totally clear, but what comes out of your other end eventually, will definitely not be clear. Ingredients: Vinegar, pepper, onion juice, garlic, salt and natural flavorings.
