Believe it or not, it is a true honor, pleasure and distinguished privilege to earn the pious name of Sir Fartalot. To have this name bestowed upon you indicates that you are a person who eats Sir Fartalot Hot Sauce to excess and then releases the farts to end all farts. Your friends and family might have thought that you were already pretty gassy, but they have not seen anything yet, until they have experienced your level of fartitude after tasting Sir Fartalot Hot Sauce. You could cut the air with a sword once the sauce takes effect. You may choose to defend your kingdom and your fair maiden by farting around the perimeter of the castle. It is sure to sway any would be burglars away from robbing you. In fact, they may leave the entire block alone. Ingredients: Jalapeno peppers, red wine vinegar, honey, hot red peppers, gold tequila, salt and brown sugar.
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