Slap Your Mamma Hot Sauce

Your momma is so dumb, she will not be able to talk after she has Slap Your Mamma Hot Sauce. Your momma is so fat, she can sip this sauce, take a big crap and still have a leg full of shit to spare. Your momma is so ugly, Slap Your Mamma Hot Sauce melting her face would be an improvement. Your momma is so ugly, it would take having some of this sauce on her lips for your daddy to kiss her. Your momma is so damn hairy, this sauce will only clear a short path from her mouth to chin that is baby smooth. We suppose we better watch out. Instead of this sauce slapping your momma, you and your momma are likely to smack us instead.

Just wait until these ingredients hit your mom with full flavor! Big momma ingredients: vinegar, habanero peppers, mustard (distilled water, mustard seed, salt, spices), carrots, garlic and spices.