You better have access to some sort of tap after you partake of Tapatio Hot Sauce. You are going to need to tap into your innermost hard ass, because this sauce might challenge your manhood. Better keep a tissue on you, just in case. To quench your burning, tap water will probably do fine, or if you have a beer tap, that might work just fine too. If you do not have something to kill the burning within, you might be tapping on death's door before too long. For the perfect taste of Tapatio Hot Sauce, we have tapped into the perfect blend of ingredients: Water, red peppers, salt, spices, garlic, acetic acid, xanthan gum, and sodium benzote (as a preservative). Just tap on the bottle a little and see what happens. This sauce is so deliciously hot, it might make you do a little tap dance. There will be no tap dancing around the fire though.
