Voo doo could really come in handy. Especially these days. Pilots do not know where to fly their planes. Politicians do not seem to remember which hole they are supposed to be putting their wee wee in at night. So called journalists make every but the war in Iraq news. Seems like the entire world is under the spell of stupidity. Maybe if Voo Doo Magic Hot Sauce could just control the entire world, we would all be better off. Nothing more taxing for anyone to do anymore but eat this sauce. If war ever arose, it would only be over the decreasing supply of the world's voo doo sauce. Sounds like a world we do not mind bringing children into. No one feels less than their friends, because they are all the cool kids with Voo Doo Magic Hot Sauce. Ingredients: Orange juice concentrate, brown sugar, habanero pepper, vinegar, soy sauce, allspice, thyme, garlic, salt, cornstarch.
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